Alright Recession...this means war

So Recession has made it's first move, and that is of course the taking away of Sparks!  That son of a bitch, I don't mind when you just talk about shit Recession, but when you take action and strike a huge part of my Pre-Gaming package, then that's bullshit.  If we all must make sacrifices, then my sacrifice would be that I will be less sober.  This makes it a lot harder without Sparks.  

I'm sure there's some sort of Bath Tub Sparks that you can make with mountain dew and drano, but I'm way to busy with my other experiments to waste my time with something that's already been invented.  

For Instance!  My "Time Travel Recipe" of 2 beers (any kind), 4 Red Bull Vodkas, and then Long Island Ice Teas til you hit the Space-Time Continuum.  

I just have to work on figuring out a Recipe to go Back in Time!  Then I can buy more Sparks and sell them on the Black Market when I drunkenly shoot back.  Of course I'm referring to the Future Black Market, which will basically be Future K-Marts.