Oldest Spider Web bullshit

So Scientist have found the oldest spider web eh!?? Well apparently they haven't been to my basement, because there are a lot of old spider webs in there, with many a many dead spiders inside.  I think it's bullshit that scientist see one 140 million year old spider web and assume that this is cool.  Well it's not nerds, it's super lame.  

Speaking of which, when I got to the theater, I felt like really bloated.  Like when we got out of the bar, we ate a lot of food, but I still felt good.  But something in the soda that I was chugging made me feel uncomfortable.

That was a nice catch in the football game.  He is having an electric game.

Good ball skills.

Dunn doesn't know what to wear, bullshit...wear bullshit.  

Adam is Stupid.

Adam shit himself walking to work the other day, then he wiped his butt with a paper towel from the pizza place...it wasn't that cool.

Shoe-icide bombing, bull-shit!  Nothing blew up!

In your face!