Friday, January 9, 2009

Today I Ate...

Today I Ate...

11:00am: A smoothie in the magic bullet containing a banana, about 6 strawberries and orange juice.

2:45pm: A Hot Dog from the Gas Station on the West Side Highway and Canal St.

6:30pm: A salad from the salad bar at green cafe at Union Sq.

11:00pm: A grilled cheese on wheat bread and a box of cheez-it's

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Kings of Pizza Island!

Kings of Pizza Island!  Welcome to Pizza Island.

The main appetizer will be a lay(lei, lai) with pizza and breadsticks stringed through for people to eat while they wear it.  Pizza Lay $7.99 Recession price.  

Chefs required to spit and spin fire.  Waitresses wear hula skirts, also required to spit and spin fire.

Map will show a pizza shaped island with a fake history of War and Pizza.

Free Delivery, even for island chains.  Will do whatever it takes to get you a pizza lay (lei, lai).  

Shit, fumble!  Flip out on him for not dropping on the ball.