The main appetizer will be a lay(lei, lai) with pizza and breadsticks stringed through for people to eat while they wear it. Pizza Lay $7.99 Recession price.
Chefs required to spit and spin fire. Waitresses wear hula skirts, also required to spit and spin fire.
Map will show a pizza shaped island with a fake history of War and Pizza.
Free Delivery, even for island chains. Will do whatever it takes to get you a pizza lay (lei, lai).
Shit, fumble! Flip out on him for not dropping on the ball.
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